I hate babies!! They’re just so mushy and fat and all they do is shit their pants! LIKE WTF?!? THATS GROSS!! AND STINKY!!!! One time I saw a baby cry and I swear I wanted to toss it off the balcony of a Holiday Inn Express. The only thing that kept me from doing it is because I saw a dog limping in an alleyway and decided I could have some fun kicking and stomping instead. Fuck babies and fuck dogs (not in a sexual way in a contemptuous way).