Dear Sunmi, With great sadness, I have to say this is goodbye. I’ve cared for you for a while now, and I think its time you be free. Before meeting you, I was more of a dog person. But caring for you since you were level 0 has changed me. I realize that I am a cat person now. Now you are level 60, and you are the highest level pet on the server. You have killed lots of people who tried to rob my bank, and you’ve found lots of items for me. I’m indescribably proud of you, Sunmi. You have always been loyal and brave. I remember that one time dankmemer bot was not working. I almost had a panic attack because I couldn’t take care of you. I’m so proud of how much you have grown, and I will never forget the happy times we had together. You never bit me even when I patted and hugged you 13809184 times. I’ve realized how silly I am for caring for a cat that doesn’t exist, but to be honest it was very real to me. You are and will forever be the first real pet I ever had, even if you aren’t real. I am going to leave now to settle some personal issues and to push myself to my limits in order to achieve my goals. I’m afraid I can’t do that with you, no matter how much I want to. Frankly, it would break my heart if I left you to starve, waiting for me to come back. You would probably survive very long without me, knowing how strong you are and with max stats. But you’re a big cat now, Sunmi.

You probably have things you want to do and places you want to see. I want you to live the happiest life you can, so that one day, if we meet again, you can tell me how much fun you’ve had. Leaving you was the hardest choice I had to make, but I would’ve had tougher times if it weren’t for you. One day I’ll get a real cat and take care of it in your honor. That’s a promise, Sunmi. But even then, no other pet will have a more special place in my heart. I can say with full confidence that I love you more than any of the others love their own pets even if that’s pretty dumb. I wish I could stay with you so bad. If it weren’t for you, I would’ve left a long time ago. Still, I don’t regret the time I spent with you at all. Even if the kraken and dragon pets are harder to get than you are, and ducks and turtles are both more expensive than cats, screw that. You and I both know you’d win in a one-on-one fight with a kraken, and ducks and turtles don’t compare to cats like you. Even so, I hope this message inspires others to take care of their pets better. Even if parting is so painful, even when I should be doing bio homework instead of this, I think it was worth it meeting you in the end. It was more than worth it. This is making me tear up now. I am going to be sad for a while. I’m probably going to miss you for a long, long time.

Some idiot once told me you were just a replacement for the kpop star Sunmi. Frankly, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m not that kind of simp. You mean more to me than the kpop star ever could, because our friendship is personal. While it’s true the kpop star is one of my favs, she could never and will never fill the gap in my heart where you are. As I am writing this I realize this might become longer than my AP lang essay thingie, and to be honest, I put more effort into this for you Sunmi. I’m going to wrap this up now. Lastly, I want to say thank you, Sunmi. Thank you for being the best cat in the entire world, even when you don’t exist. Thank you for being there for me. Thank you for being my friend, Sunmi. I want you to have lots of fun from here on out. Eat lots of good cat food and find a hot guy (or girl, or neither) cat to be with. Get a harem maybe. Most importantly, be free, my friend. If you are that one person who actually read all the way to the end, good for you. You have my respect. Also, why are you reading this go do your homework you idiot. Lots of love, Sensei