So you’re trying to conceal your secret relationship with Wyatt because your friends and family would question your sexually, therefore ruining your street rep. Then you would get in a fight with the local gang and loose $100,000 worth of crack cocaine before coming to your senses and going to church. At the church you would meet a pastor who changes your life forever by reading you the first 3 words of the Bible. “In the beginning…” he says as you instantly burst into tears. You begin repenting and asking the pastor “What can I do to make up for all the terrible things I’ve done?” The pastor looks down at you with sorrowful eyes and mutters, “There is nothing son; you’re going to hell.” After this encounter with church you abandon it and start moving on to Darwinism, soon thereafter you start performing experiments on how to reverse the theory of evolution and make DEevolution. You study your Pokemon collection and eventually come to the conclusion the Misty one of the hottest gym leaders and start a new chain of research. This new scientific research, known as “Hentai”, became world famous and you went from being a shifty little gay man to the world’s leading scientist. You start a family and have a kid or two. Everything is perfect until you develop breast cancer. This breast cancer starts spreading rapidly and you have only one day left to live. On the hospital bed, you tell your wife “Tell Aiden that he was never there for me”, and you die. Your wife then comes to me and is instantly attracted by my handsomeness. She then tries to hook up and start an affair because of your recent demise to which I promptly beat her fucking ass. Your wife dies on my doorstep and that’s the end of your life story.