I’ll literally take a fat shit in your soup while you aren’t looking and mix it in with my fork you mother fucker you won’t even see me squat on your table and let out the fattest shit and loudest farts you’ve ever seen or heard or smelt and you won’t see nothing if you do you will be in shock becuz im shitting in your soup so next time you get that soup watch your fucking back kid because i will come and squat on the table and shit in your soup fuck you. Idc if your mommy made you chicken soup so you can get better i will shit in that soup then your moms mouth.