I was jumping on my trampoline and I went straight to the bathroom once I got back inside. And I whipped out my pecker and started to take a piss just as I noticed a bug on my shirt so I flicked it off and started to think about something else, but mid-pee I looked down and saw the bug chilling on my wiener so I got freaked out and started shaking my genitals real violently pissing all over the wall and sink