Yep! These Trumpfstertards will all try to say like, “ohhhh uhh, he just said that because he wants her to be alive so she can snitch and we can get some justice for the kids who have been, like, uhhhh, harmed and stuff!”

Yeah right. A likely story. We’re not buying it, are we folks?

We’re not idiot Trumpstertards. We know that he said it because if she dies then he won’t keep getting his weekly shipment of little Mexican kids in cages delivered to the White House where he impregnates them with his demon-alien Drumpf-sperm and installs a Republican computer chip in their brains (with the help of Mike Pence who is actually a self-hating gay mad scientist from Dimension-X5000) and then sends them to Elon Musk (who’s real name is actually Richard Nixon Gleepblorp from Omicron Persei⁵³ 8) who puts them into a sports-car and launches them to Mars for them to fully mature as abominable demon-alien-Republican hybrid creatures who feed on the corpses of oppressed POC’s who have been hunted down by cops. See, the cops aren’t even really racist, Trump just forces them to hunt POC’s to feed his minion-spawn on Mars because that’s all they eat. The sports cars are so they have a hobby and don’t get too bored since Mars has no internet yet. They just drive the cars around all day and have races. Obviously we all know this. Anyway, have you ever played Doom games? That’s what those games are about. The guys that made Doom are actually time-travellers that came back to the 1990’s to warn us about Drumpf and Elon’s plan to colonize Mars with evil Republican demon-alien-human mutants. And obviously, as we all know, the Space Force program is just a scam to round up all the humans on Earth and send them to Mars where Dr. Fauci will give Trump an immortality serum he made so Trump will live forever and rule over the human race for eternity on Mars, using his mutant demons as enforcers of his Nazi plan to wipe out all the Jews, even though he won’t bring them to Mars. He will leave them on Earth with the Musims because he hates them too, and he will shoot annoying lasers at them all day to make them mad and fight each other to the desth, thus fulfilling his plan to wipe them all out and securing the Aryan race’s Martian superiority for all time with Ghislaine serving them grapes from the vine and fanning them with big MAGA fans made of coronavirus-fibers (made in Chy-nah of course). But I digress…

The point is, Melania is a wonderful, sweet woman who doesn’t deserve any of this, but she’s a robot who was cloned so she’s programmed to go along with it all.

Kanye 2020!!!