he types rapidly, the cheese dust and crumbs sticking to each key as he presses, as his mum calls him upstairs for chicken nuggies. he quickly develops an elaborate tale that’ll show the internet that he truly is an alpha chad, “multiple females…” he thinks to himself as he strokes the small black hairs beneath his chin. he lets out a small chuckle as he looks upon his masterpiece that’ll truly show that he has succeeded in life, those internet meanies cant make fun of him anymore, since surely constructing a fake story will prove that he is an alpha that has had a lot of sex. he quickly presses ‘post comment’ before running upstairs to receive his chicken nuggets, his man-tits flapping as he runs, he knows he has won the day.