if it were up to me i would take you and go to live in the most quiet place in the world, i would have sex with you every evening with my 12 cm cock.

I will put it in your ass so much that you will spray shit on the wall for 16 months and 4 days, because you’re one of the most handsome girls that i saw in my whole life.

My blessing in this fucking life was meeting you and becoming your friend, but i know that everything that i said before can’t happen, but why? Because it’s too late god fucking dammit, all the girls that i approached have fucked me (Not literally tho) in the ass spreading it like Parmesan cheese on a plate of pasta.

Sorry if i was rude, but i can’t talk about this with no one and you even ask me to so it’s fine right? but now i’ve also played with your friendship and it couldn’t go better.