Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:

• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine

• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt

• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn’t want to touch the ground

• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean

• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from

• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area

• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole

• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance

• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants

• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily

• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed

• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body