Fuck. I (59M) LOVE shitting all furiously all over the rug. It makes me so god damn horny and I have been banned from 49 furniture stores in 16 different states and 3 different countries for taking a MASSIVE shit on their carpets, couches, etc. I also start fucking the shit of the shit with my HUGE, HARD, cum-sticle, and don’t stop after i nut. My mucus, shit and cum all mix together in the rug and make a good snack. I do this around 35-50 times a day. My mum, (89F) had just tried to kick me out of the house, as she caught me doing it this morning, even though I told her I’d stop, but I couldn’t help it, as soon as she told me, I 360-roundhoused kicked her in her pathetic little boob-kin, and shot her 87 times STRAIGHT up her asshole with a 12-gauge shotgun. As I’m running away from the cops rn, I’m thinking, am I the ass-hole?