Told this guy I’m a Christian just like him just to hear him preach to me and tried to put myself in his shoes.

But no matter how hard I tried, the more this guy flapped his mouth, the more I realized how human stupidity has no bounds.

Yes, I’m glad he is now trying to help people, despite it all being under the name of a fairy tale.

But beyond that, all he came off to me was a sad, naive, and elitist prick who not only looked down on anyone not in full agreement with him as “lost”, but also looks down on Christian denominations that aren’t his own.

I slipped up and put Christ and fuck in the same sentence and spent 5 minutes calming this guy down.

Told him I was catholic to start and he tells me catholics aren’t real Christians.

K bruh. I tried. How can I possibly live with myself knowing that I haven’t ascended to the godly tiers of human enlightenment that you clearly have with your fucking Bible and religion.

Not gonna ruin this though. Didn’t break character yet and guy thinks we are friends.

I’ll make it a habit to hang out with him when I need some comedic relief.

These people are hilarious.