Lara Croft, Ms. Bellum, and now Tifa are victims of being too sexy. These are strong, powerful women with big ol’ tiddies that flaunt them every which way, and now they’re demonized for having sweet jugs. God gave them those ample bosoms, that’s just how God made them. If we’re created in God’s image, then God has juicy ta-tas and now the SJWs are taking that away from us. They’re taking away God, they’re taking away our giant honkers, and they’re taking away God’s honkers. If I can’t pray to God and imagine him with Hershey Kiss nipples on a set of bazongas, then America is dead.

Let me ask you this: would you make the Statue of Liberty as flat as a French coward’s honor? I don’t fucking think so. Give me fat tits, or give me death.