I bought a nintendo gamecube from a thrift store the other day. I thought it was a tiny portable toilet for epic fortnite gamers like me. I play fortnite for atleast 20 hours a day; on my 2 grand gaming pc. So I put this cube toilet in the corner and plugged it in. After absolutely raping everyone in fortnite for 7 hours: I needed to use it. So I waddle over to the corner and squat down (my pants were already off for how furiously I masturbated after winning so much) and shat boulders into it. After pressing the grey button to flush: I got electrocuted and sent to the hospital. Long story short: I got my money back for that awful toilet.