My name is gregory heffley from the diary of the wimpy kid series, and I have recently discovered that I have a fetish, that I simply just call “white chocolate balls” , it was a few months ago when ever I was beating my meat again to freggley and rowley, and I just came on my balls, but it was late so I didn’t clean it off, the next morning it has a thick rubber band feel on my balls, it wasn’t even 1 hour till I realized that I enjoyed the feeling of the cum on my balls, looked like white chocolate, after a day of just beating it to rowley’s thick thighs my balls looked like 2 white softballsAfter I got done with my 2 white chocolate balls, I finally invited Rowley over to show him my deepest treasure, when he finally arrived I knew it was time to come out of the closet, “hey Greg. Wanna play some battle wizzards on the wii?” Rowley sat down on my bed, I turned around and said to Rowley, “do you like white chocolate, Rowley?” “Yeah Greg, it’s wonderful” I proceeded to pull out my 2 softballs of cum on my balls, the greatest white chocolate. “Haha, funny prank Greg” ” you think I’m joking Rowley?” I pulled my Glock 18 to him “sucka my white chocolate balls” “GREG NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS, I’M IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WITH FREGGLEY” i didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger on my gun, I added his blood to my balls making them finally “red velvet balls”. Rowley proceeded to bleed out on the floor, I decided I should Target everyone who oppose my white chocolate balls, starting with freggley, my crush’s gay lover. “Dear journal, Freggley shall be tested today” I wrote in my journal (not a diary), I proceeded to shove Rowley under my bed, in the while shoving my white chocolate balls back in their packaging. I went outside the window and started to make my stroll to freggley’s house. People looked at my strangely and then I realized there’s no way anyone could understand MY LOVE for my 2 softballs of sweet chocolate, left and right I saw looks of awe and terror, finally getting the attention I deserve. I arrived at freggley’s doorstep, I knocked as hard as I could. Freggley’s father answered the door, ” WELL howdy, Greg”he said “is freggley here?” I asked, ” HE sure is, pal!” I proceeded to walk to freggley’s room, my balls were aching for more substances, I broke freggley’s door down to see him watching highschool dxd like the dirty weeb he is. “FREGGLEY, DO YOU LIKE RED VELVET?” I yelled at freggley, showing signs of fear he replied ” yeah, but why would come over here just to ask that?” ” I have a present Freg.” “Oh BOY WHAT IS IT?” I dropped my pants to show my holy hell of 2 blood stained softballs, “GREG, they are beautiful, can I touch them?” He said in awe, this surprised me, it was like he understood me. “Yes freggley you can” Freggley proceeded to put his hands on my wcbs and then proceeded to play around with them like 2 balls of slime. I cried, someone finally understood me.