After some research I have calculated the pp sizes of King Kong and Godzilla.

Now I know what you’re thinking. nibba Kong is a monkæ. Godzilla is fukin lazer dragon obv. He gonna be bigger.

In the Last King Kong movie Kong was said to still be a child and that he still “has to fully grow”.There is a lot of time between Godzilla: King Of Monsters and Kong vs. Godzilla. Therefore I believe this is a setup to allow Kong to grow big enough that his strength rivals the current king of monsters, Godzilla. So in the movie to give Kong an equal footing he would have to be bigger than Godzilla. But for calculation and accuracy sake I’m gonna assume they will at least be the same height of 350 metres.

Now the biggest gorilla species is the eastern lowland gorilla reaching 1.8m in height. Now we take a ratio of 350:1.8 which is 194~

Now the thing is gorillas have smol pp being 10cm max. meaning around 3-4 inches. Therefore taking Kong to gorilla ratio 194 x 4 we get 776 inches, which tbh is p. smol for his height.

Now Godzilla. You see the closest we have for Godzilla is a t-rex. But since t-rex dead we need closest relative to t-rex and dinosaurs in general. So we use duck >:). Ducks have huge pp, like 8-9 inches. lets take 8.

Now ducks are 2 feet tall which is 0.6m. The new ratio is a whopping 583.

Now we multiply ratio of 583 with 8 inch cock to get…. Wait for it…..

4664 inches!
This nibba packing! He’s literally 6 times Kong size!

Therefore, Godzilla would be the one to bust a nut into Kong’s anal cavity.

Also it would travel 1/3rd of Kong’s body thus puncturing his internal organs and destroying him on a physical and emotional level

And if he nuts you can bet there’s gonna be a light show in that monkey’s ass.

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