Pardon me in the most of polite ways my dearest of madamés, but as you have crossed my gaze, dare I say captivated my vision where thou is seen a dove in comparison to all these crows, but while you interest me, it is the interests of us both that we shall pursue in the event that you accept my presence, may I be the one who is to deliver you away from your maidenhead, as thee may find I am but a fine piece of meat, not Poor Jon no no, but rather grandiose, so rather expanding off of this, my dearest, may I be as so humbled as to engage in intercourse with thou?