SCP-6767 (aka: Ancient Static Crayon)
SCP-6767
OBJECT CLASS: KETER
Special Containment Procedures: Due
to it’s highly unstable nature, SCP-6767
cannot be contained using current
knowledge or methods. Foundation
ground forces have been informed
not to engage or attempt to acquire
SCP-6767, as doing so could lead to
a universal VK Scenario. If an instance
of SCP-6767 is observed, it’s size and
temperature are to be recorded, if
possible. If an instance of SCP-6767
occurs near the poles – or any large
amount of natural ice – a task force
must be sent out with an A-type heat
sink to prevent the melting of ice.
Description: SCP-6767 is a crayon
of indeterminate color and age. Its
composition is unknown. SCP-6767
is highly unstable, and in a constant
state of existing and/or not existing.
Recorded instances of SCP-6767 have
shown an accelerating increase in both
size and temperature. The first recor-
ded instance of SCP-6767 was within
the Foundation’s [redacted]. SCP-6767
was the product of the decay of
SCP-6767-A. Present witnesses claim
the SCP-6767 was of “normal size for
a crayon” and “normal temperature for
a crayon”. The last recorded instance
of SCP-6767 was recorded to be 3.7
meters in diameter and 18.5 meters in
length. Its temperature was 673 Kelvin.
Researchers hypothesize the growing
instability of SCP-6767 is evidence for
an approaching catastrophic decay
event. However, it is possible its decay
will be mild. For purposes of protecting
reality in case of a large decay event,
Foundation researchers are working
on a solution for the containment of SCP-6767.