I’ve noticed that the rare time where a Halo LAN still takes place and I’m involved in it, my brain goes into Apex Predator mode. I don’t register what anyone else is saying. I just slaughter everyone and everything in my path like a Juggernaut from the Great Beyond, here to enact vengeance for every death I have suffered in matchmaking.

25-50 kills. 0 deaths.

I hear their howls of frustration as they desperately try to take me down in retaliation but all I do is smile and punish them some more.

And all of this considered, I am so very happy that I am not a violent person.