The no-te-pe-nis 3000 is a revolutionary farming tool and war machine! the no-te-pe-nis 3000 has a built in hydraulic thrust made for farming, pushing, and PLOWING! with every no-te-pe-nis 3000, you get 2 more revolutionary devices, the no-te-pe-nis 3000 LITE, and the no-te-pe-nis 3000 TINY! the no-te-pe-nis 3000 LITE is a far smaller, but weaker, version of the no-te-pe-nis 3000, made for getting into small holes, plowing smaller farm land, and pushing smaller objects. the no-te-pe-nis 3000 TINY is an even smaller, and weaker, version of the no-te-pe-nis 3000, which can be made for spying, plowing even smaller fields, pushing even smaller objects, and getting into tiny holes! the no-te-pe-nis 3000 can also be fitted with a cannon at its tip, along with metal armor, so it can even go to war as a tank! you can order the no-te-pe-nis 3000, along with the no-te-pe-nis 3000 LITE and the no-te-pe-nis 3000 TINY for just $5000! but wait, order now and you can get the previous model of no-te-pe-nis, the no-te-pe-nis 2000! so, order now and get the no-te-pe-nis 3000, the no-te-pe-nis 3000 LITE, and the no-te-pe-nis 3000 TINY, along with the no-te-pe-nis 2000, for just $5000 dollars, don’t wait, get yours today! (shipping and handling not included. refund may not be applicable. the no-te-pe-nis may not be used as a genital toy. any injury caused by the no-te-pe-nis 3000 and all other versions of the no-te-pe-nis may not be claimed by no-te-pe-nis co. and cannot be used against no-te-pe-nis co. in the court of law. any war crimes caused by any version of the no-te-pe-nis may not be used against no-te-pe-nis co. in the court of law. you must be 18 years or older to order online or in stores)