That all ended because we felt sorry for you. You act like prey but you’re a predator; you use pity to lure in your victims. It’s how you survive. I survive because I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think “Oh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break. I can’t stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul.

I guess I’ll hire him or marry him.