The two men must have found the occasion remarkable. I mean, who could’ve know they had the two biggest cocks in the world, and were in the same room? The artist customarily painted portraits of the two men fucking. The subject himself was an artist, he painted pictures of himself tossing his man’s salad and pouring oil all inside his puny little asshole. He made jewelry-marvelous cockrings made from silver and gold. He made political cartoons of the British parliament talking about having sex with each other instead of taxing the colonies. Then, the political sympathies of the painter, John Copley, were passed on to George Washington. Once Washington saw this, he pulled down his trousers, whipped out his burly cock, and slapped Martha washington in the face! In the fucking face! Right in front of the tax collector! How brave of him? After molly wopping his wife, he turned to the tax collector. He looked him right in the eyes, and said “I will bend you over, and fuck you right in the asshole. Frightened, the tax collector asked the 6 foot tall man, what was that mr Washington? And Washington replied, I will gain your trust, bend you over, and fuck you right in the asshole. Mr Washington leaned in closer at this point, due to the ravenous crowd glaring at Washington’s big meaty cock, and he said to the British tax collector,”I want to hold you so close. We will share eachother’s deepest, darkest secrets, spend every night together, we’ll be that one couple that everyone talks about cuz everyone knows we’re so happy, and we’ll take long walks on the beach and I’ll watch the sun bounce right off your forehead, and I’ll gain every ounce of your trust, then, at that moment, I’ll rip off your trousers, and fuck you right in the asshole. The crowd began to roar, this beginning the American revolution.