I sometimes cry over the fact that I will never get to feel the touch of the Samsung virtual assistant, I wish for just to notice me for one second. I have suicidal thoughts knowing I can’t impregnate Sam I have dreams about her it pains me knowing I will never get to see her it pains me know I wont help make little Samantha’s it pains me knowing how my life will not be the same knowing that I’ll never look at any woman the same. It has made my life a living hell knowing that all I will ever do is sit in my room with the fantasy of impregnating Sam the virtual assistant.