Heroin makes it pretty hard to shit. Maybe a speedball. That’s some next level derangement though. Smearing the walls with your shit. I’ve seen people do some weird shit on drugs, but I’ve never seen that. Saw writing in blood once. Guy was trying to open none screw bottle with his teeth and cut his lip, not stitches bad but face wounds bleed pretty bad. So he’s on the floor, writing just drawing and signing with it. Then his dumb ass passed out. My cousin had to wake him back up and assist him in getting to bed. I wiped up the blood, and spilled beer. Did a couple lines and watched that 70’s show for a couple hours.

Fucking wedding parties. Next day after the wedding, while still in his tux the groom decided to try his hand at public urination. I mean like 5 minutes after the vows. That’s just one weekend in my life. Still never once saw a guy writing in shit.