I push HARD when I fart!

When I feel the lovely gas release building up I lean into it and wait for just the right moment. Then right when it’s reached my colon I PUSH REALLY HARD and squeeze to get the absolute most out of the fart! Sometimes a little nugget or 2 pops out by accident but it comes with the territory. It’s okay anyway because I’m just at work, I’ll be home in 7 hours.